Q: Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator?
A: Because he wanted some cool music.
Q: Why do dogs don't like sun bathe?
A: Because they don't want to be hot dogs.
Q: What word starts with t and ends with t and has t in it?
A: Teapot.
Q: How many feet are there in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people stand in the yard.
Q: What food is always hot even if you put it in the refrigerator?
A: Red pepper.
Q: A man and his horse went out for vacation on Friday. He stayed there for three days and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He rode on his horse whose name was Friday.
Q: A man was locked in a room with a bed, a calendar and a piano. How did he eat, drink and get out?
A: The man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates of the calendar, and played the piano until he got the right key which he used to unlocked the door.
Q: A man was locked in a room with a table and a mirror. How did he get out?
A: First he looked at mirror to see what he saw and took the saw out of the mirror. He used the saw to cut the table in half and put the halves together to make a whole. Then he crawled out of the hole.
Q: A man was locked in an empty room. How did he get out?
A: He broke out with missiles (measles).
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